GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And